Confessions of a Manaholic

Confession#4 Sometimes I'd rather have a dog than a man.

Why? Men are dogs you say. No, I don't use that good ol' phrase to describe men, mainly because I don't want to be referred to as a bitch, so I try to give what I want to receive. Sometimes having a relationship can be so much work and so mentally draining, I think, a miniature Schnauzer wouldn't do this to me, maybe I'll get one of those instead, I can train it to fetch my slippers.